15 Reasons Why I Should Find a New Team

I am going to outline every reason I hate being a Met fan right now:

1. Cause we suck

2. Jerry Manuel is a joke at manager

3. The Yanks get Lance Berkman for absolute shit, yet this is who the Mets would have to give up in any of these deals:

via Metsblog:

• The Astros wanted Jon Niese for Roy Oswalt;
• The Mariners wanted Ike Davis for Cliff Lee;
• The Astros wanted Josh Thole and Bobby Parnell
• The Cubs wanted Thole for Ted Lilly;
• The Pirates wanted Double-A LHP Robert Carson for Octavio Dotel;
• The Pirates wanted Kirk Nieuwenhuis for Scott Downs

Niese is dirty, Ike is the best young first baseman in the game, Thole can hit big time as a catcher, Parnell throws gas and is great in the pen, no fucking clue who Carson is and I bet he sucks cause we wouldn’t give him up, and Nieuwenhuis is a good young player who will never find a spot on this team. So you are fucking telling me that the Yanks can shit in a bag and trade it for a guy who I would take on my team in a second, but we have to give up any player worth a damn for a 3 starter in Lilly or an over the hill pitcher in Oswalt. Or that we have to give up our best prospect and future star for a 2 month rental? Fuck that.

4. I go to the game on Wednesday and I am pumped to watch Santana pitch and he gives up 6 runs in the first. Then we rally, tie the game, and go into extras. WITH THE BEST PLAYER ON THE PLANET UP, we pitch to Pujols with a base open and lose the game. Manuel should get fired cause of that.

5. None of my friend except for Big Red and Fro-man like the Mets, leaving us to look like jackasses every year they disappoint us.

6. I have to watch that Big Time brag about shit like this all the time and read this post:

http://www.boozecrewsports.com/mlb/yankees-have-deal-in-place-for-lance-berkman/

7. The Braves get Rick Ankiel, Kyle Farnsworth and the Phillies get Oswalt, you have to be kidding me.

8. We pay Jason Bay a shitload and he is absolutely terrible. The worst part of that? I hated the signing when it happened and never wanted him in the first place.

9. That signing takes us out of the running for Carl Crawford, who is PERFECT for Citi Field

10. Not a reason why I hate the Mets, but can somebody tell me how great of a summer song Dynamite by Taio Cruz is? This song is so goddamn good, its better than California Gurls by a mile.

11. Not once at Citi Field did they play Dynamite by Taio Cruz

12. How come 70 year old grandmas are winning autographed baseballs at Met games and I don’t get shit? I am sure I would enjoy it ten times more than them.

13. Why do they only shoot off 3 t shirts in the crowd? I am sure you can pony up a few more bucks and shoot out at least 5.

14. Big BJ sucks, he is the worst writer, and I am writing this in anticipation of some dumb ass comment on how the Braves are in first. Guess what BJ, nobody gives a shit.

15. I hate the Mets the most because no matter how much they suck or how bad some of their moves are, I keep coming back every year like a fool.