Really Troy??

Asshole.

Well, yet again the Rockies are miraculously unstoppable in September and guess who’s leading the charge?  Troy I wait ’till September to be amazing Tulowitski.  He pisses me off for 2 reasons and possibly soon to be 3.  Number one he was on my fantasy team and didn’t do much all season because he was injured and absolutely blew in the first half (like usual).  Therefore, I missed the playoffs (losing out on some much needed $) and NOW he decides to go off and hit 14 hrs in 17 days.  Like really?  Where the hell was that when I was down by a homer or two three damn weeks ago Troy?  Reason number 2: His stupid hair.  Bothers the hell out of me that an athlete as good as he is, has probably the worst haircut in the history of man and still collects mad Coloradan bids just because he plays for the damn Rockies.  Then again how hot can the girls in Colorado be?  Actually pretty damn hot, just ask Harry and Lloyd.

Like seriously? Who thought it was a good idea to have a retarded Barney character as their mascot?

This leads me to possible reason number 3.  If the Braves continue to choke and lose out to the damn Rockies and that stupid dinosaur mascot of theirs, I’m going to really hate Troy and he just might become my new least favorite player in baseball.  C’mon Braves, get you’re damn act together and start hitting again.  You’ve basically already given up the East to the Phillies yet again, so let’s get the Wild Card and show the Phils up in the NLCS.  It’s funny, I never actually realized how much the Rockies annoyed me until I decided to write this post.  But yeah they’re more miserable than The Awkward Situation and THAT my friends is a tough feat.  Oh, and Troy Tulowitski might be the gayest name in baseball.