What We Learned From Opening Day

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– April 5, 2010Posted in: MLB

After literally not moving from the couch and watching numerous games and highlights today, here is what I learned from MLB’s 2010 Opening Day.

1.  The Yankees bullpen is god awful.

2. Josh Beckett’s 4 year extension was a miserable decision.

Where did these muscles come from?

3. “Apparently HGH is undetectable”-Chris Porcelli (big Mets fan).  David Wright’s power is back, and he will finish with a monster season.

4. Placido Polanco will be the Phillies MVP.

5. Albert Pujols loaned David Wright the “stuff” he uses, and is still on pace to hit 324 hr’s this season.

6. Frohli knows absolutely nothing about baseball because he believes opening day for fantasy baseball is “irrelevant,” even though it’s AWESOME, and he’s just pissed because he knows the only person he could possibly ever beat is Levine.

Garrett Jones just might be the best player you've never heard of

7. Mike? Mitch? Greg?  Well, we couldn’t figure out his first name, but the Pirates’ Jones is unstoppable, and I’m picking him up in fantasy as we speak.  Oh, we just figured out his name is Garrett.

You might want to hold on to this card

8. Jason Heyward is going to be the best player in the history of baseball.  Period.

9. Zach Greinke will once again be a ruthless, yet pointless part of a useless franchise.

10.  Another Garrett, Garrett Sanchez of the Marlins is the worst fielding 1st baseman in the league.

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Tags: Albert Pujols, braves, David Wright, fantasy baseball, Garrett Jones, Garrett Sanchez, Jason Heyward, Josh Beckett, Marlins, MLB, MVP, Opening Day, phillies, Pirates, yankees, Zach Greinke

4 Comments

1. Frohli

   Posted April 6, 2010 at 12:57 AM

   Placido Polanco for MVP of the Phillie’s? Please, pass the crack pipe homeslice.

2. Janet

   Posted April 7, 2010 at 11:45 PM

   Totally agree with Heyward he looked amazing! What a nice hit for the three runs! The Braves looked like a powerhouse!May be a great season!

3. JerzeyCorn

   Posted April 9, 2010 at 7:13 PM

   Here’s what I learned. The Nebraska Cornhuskers are still college football’s premier program. They don’t cheat like USC, Oklahoma and so many others who have been on probation, annually should be be probation. There are only 2 teams that the famed Four Horsemen of Notre Lame lost to, and both times it was Nebraska.

   Real nice website you college kids boys have here. Well done. BTW, Heyward and Aaron need to shut up about the racial stuff, the country is getting sick of hearing about that stuff. Braves do get into the playoffs this year though. It’s about time.

4. JerzeyCorn

   Posted April 9, 2010 at 7:15 PM

   P.S. There needs to be an Edit button. I goofed a couple of words.

   Also, rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey, and whiskey makes my girl frisky. Gotta love that !