Who Else is Pumped for Football to Start?

Ah, the football season.  Waking up at 12:30, not moving from my dorm room couch from 1-11 PM except for pizza and beer, going to those awesome Giants game with Mr. Popular, and rooting for those random players’ teams last minute points in fantasy to get you the win and talk shit to your roommate.  There’s not much better, and I can’t believe this is our last year of it.  I can’t say I remember much of my first 3 years of college, but sundays from September to Christmas have always been ruthless and I’m pumped as hell for my last.  Now that the Booze Crew has a house in Long Island, Sunday Funday is going to get that much more fun and that is why I’m thinking and writing about it in July.

The four favorite teams in our household (Jets, Falcons, Giants and Dolphins) are all expected to make the playoffs and things could get heated.  The Jets are a Super Bowl choice by many, and God am I happy (and I’m sure intelligent Jets fans are too) that they didn’t sign T.O.  That would have been a guaranteed disaster.  Michael Turner and Matt Ryan are both back healthy and apparently stronger than ever.  Look for their offense to absolutely explode as they return every single starter from last season.  The Giants look to have that bounce back season in their new stadium, and I think they will even though that division is going to be incredibly tough this year.  And finally, the Dolphins should also be real strong this season.  For even more reasons check out this post.

Here are some things I’m looking forward to about the upcoming season:

The Eagles getting embarrased by a pissed off and determined Donovan McNabb in Washington.

I think Jesus and all 12 of his Apostles could fit inside these funbags

Tim Tebow and his leading selling jersey playing in Denver.  I’m pretty excited to see this guy play in the NFL, unless he continues to bring up God or Jesus in every other sentence.  Then I may have to beat his ass and ask him “Where was Jesus on that one?”

Watching the Bengals implode with my two least favorite receivers in the league on the same team.

Can’t wait to see how miserable Matt Leinart really is

Kinda wanna see Brett Favre snap his leg in half, so we can FINALLY get to stop hearing about his offseason bullshit

The Cowboys not playing anywhere near as good as they are being touted

Seeing Nodakumhgughhdhuhhkong SUH play in Detroit.  Will he make them watchable?

Oh, and playing Madden. Alot.

Hands down the best Madden ever