Lindsey Vonn gets screwed out of World Cup final

(ESPN): Lindsey Vonn feels “devastated” at losing her World Cup overall title Saturday without being able to fight for it in the final race.

The three-time defending champion was denied the chance to overtake friend and rival Maria Riesch when the season-finale giant slalom was called off because of poor snow conditions.

“Win or lose I just wanted the chance. I feel devastated,” Vonn said in a statement published by the U.S. ski team.

The final points tally was 1,728-1,725 in Riesch’s favor after the pair competed in 33 races in five months.

Whoa whoa whoa mrs. lippy, you’re telling me after 5 months the World Cup final is just going to call it quits? That’s your championship, you have a responsibility. Get off your ass, and find that fucking dog…or in this case way to ski down a mountain.

This is Lindsey Vonn we’re talking about. The hottest, most recognizable women’s ski star in the world, you find a way to get her down that mountain. You think she would give a shit what the conditions are like on that mountain down 3 points after five months of competing? fuck that noise.

Call me American, but now that the season is over is a Lindsey Vonn sex tape or nude sext message too much to hope for out of the world of women’s skiing?